So I am writing this a few days after the big shenanigan. By this time, I am hoping that Pacquiao fans have a partially recovered and the Filipino boiling blood had finally died down.
Manny Pacquiao is the best boxer ever – hands down. He has surely made a long way from being a balut vendor to the People’s Champ that he is now. He could knock out any opponent if he could in no time. So when I heard he is going to have a fight with this Timothy Bradley dude, the thought of another hero’s welcome came across my mind. I did not watch the fight. No, really. I was catching up with the Saturday Night Live reruns on another channel and I did not even consider the effort of catching it live. Not much of a sports fan, obviously. But as any other Filipino, I have already assumed the fact that he won. Well apparently, he didn’t.
Everyone was taken aback. I spent my time retweeting hate-sentiments of random celebrities because I, myself, could not even compose what my thoughts are at that moment. Shockingly, I did not know what to say. I watched the replays with the hopes that the decision be adverse and that Buffer retracts the shit he said. Sadly, it was the biggest lie that everyone saw in synchrony. And at that moment, I realized Snoop Dogg was right. That decision was bullshit, mothafucka!
As Pacquiao gracefully accepts his loss, all the rest spat on the match with much disgust. In my attempt to console the melancholy Filipino fighting spirit. I will recount to you why it is good that Pacquiao lost.
Among all things, the show Manny Many Prizes is the silliest thing I have ever seen on national TV. His attempt on acting and hosting is the biggest disgrace on the craft of entertainment. I would like to give him props for Show Me Da Manny but that show named after him only gave him two speaking lines per episode. Let’s not even recall the movies he had made in the past or else I’d be swallowing a mouthful of vomit in no time. I am sure there are lots of ways to help the poor Filipinos and he being an actor is not one of them.
I commend Manny for wanting to share his blessings to his countrymen. Putting up a business might be a good way to uplift the economy but I plead to God that he does not pursue politics anymore. I do not support his ideals in any way, or the little birds ass-kissing their way to the famed athlete. I hope he and Chavit Singson finds the time to read The Common Misconceptions on RH Bill. If he cannot, he can ask his bitch, Buboy Fernandez to read it for him. I am pretty convinced he has done similar favor when it comes to the Bible.
Manny mixes his devotion with politics. The State and the Church are separate entities for a reason. I cannot support a politician who does not support the minority. A decent congressman cannot say, “I represent the Filipinos…except the homosexuals.” Like the poor, if they have the choice to be a part of the majority or be ridiculed, they would probably choose the former. Though he denied quoting Leviticus, I will still quote Jesus, “Let the sinless person cast the first stone.” One name I have in mind — Krista Ranillo.
No need for a flashback on Manny’s womanizing and gambling ways for he is now a changed man. Although a lot of critics blame his loss to his new-found devotion, I think it is sick that you blame religion more than you should blame the Celtics vs. Heat game. I am not sure if Preacher Manny could help him improve his game plan but I am very sure he could help him find himself as a person, and give Jinkee the peace of mind she deserves.
“I believe I won the fight,” Manny said with much conviction on his post-fight interview. I could not agree more. As his fans lose their dignity in the process of enumerating the reasons why the fight is bogus, Manny remained a real class act accepting whatever the judges say. He instead finds comfort in knowing that he is the real winner, and people with open-minds can see it clearly. The way I look at it, he really did win. In victory, he taught us what an ordinary person can achieve. And in defeat, he taught us what a respectable Filipino can stand for. That kind of person deserves a shrine in Monumento. I just hope the misjudgment will serve as a wake up call that he should focus on doing what he does best. He is a good boxer, a damn good one. Let’s keep it that way. When he knocks politics and showbiz out, then he could really get ready to rumble.